Many have questioned my existence as I have not posted in some time. Well, minions, do you not think that I have better things to do than grace the world with my pithy words of wisdom? Count yourself privileged that I do not furious dance upon your head for suggesting such ridiculousness. For your information, I have been working on my new network TV shows -- "Furious Dancing with the Stars" and "So You Think You Can Furiously Dance?" I find the popular versions of these shows to be incredibly bland. To truly dance with passion, one must do so FURIOUSLY.

Some have inquired about Minion, my pink llama. He is alive and well and spreading his, well, pinkness... The Parade of Pink has quickly become a worldwide phenomenon. Fortunately, I have been able to tie this into my plot for world domination with a new slogan -- "Real Men-yons Wear Pink." I am clever, no? YES! OF COURSE I AM CLEVER! It appears you were questioning my authority, foolish reader. Don't let it happen again.

World domination will continue into 2008. Jump on the M-Train.