I have decided to employ some summer help.  Many people are under the mistaken impression that world domination slows down during the warmer months.  Actually, this is when my campaign kicks into high gear with outdoor concerts, celebrations and parades.  Minion is preparing for another round of the "Parade of Pink."  I am unsure as to how that particular parade helps my cause, but it makes Minion feel useful.  To be quite frank, I don't think Minion knows what the purpose of the "Parade of Pink" is either.  I never met a llama who relished in the color pink as much as Minion...

Back to my summer help, I have decided to hire a trained monkey.  He does well provided that I feed him, give him water and clean his cage.  I have found that he becomes rather disgruntled when I leave him to his own devices for too long.  He is polite and amusing, which ultimately are the reasons why I hired him.  How does one acquire a trained monkey?  This particular one is an import.  I prefer to bring my monkeys in from other countries as they tend to be more inclined to work than American monkeys.

In addition to my new employee, I have decided to go on tour for the summer.  I am going to perform "Furious Dancing: Live!" at a venue near you.  This will be a dazzling show with lights, smoke, fire and furious dancing!  I am still working on the costuming.  Minion has determined that pink spandex is the only way to go, but I'm not so convinced.